PULL MY FINGER....

It's stuck once again! Ok, so I'm not really sure what it is about my poor mom's fingers, but she seems to constantly get them stuck! Way back in the day, I think I was still playing T-Ball, we were on our way to the Rec (King Recreation Acres) where we all of our t-ball/softball games were held. My sister was still a baby naturally if I was T-Ball age, that made her between 1 and 2 years old, so baby wipes were always lingering about. My mom needed a baby wipe for some odd reason, and it was imperative for her to get one while she was driving. Well, as they sometimes do, the baby wipes had slipped down inside the container. I'm nt sure why my mother didn't just take off the lid and push them back thru the little pronged opening, but it doesn't matter, she didn't. INSTEAD, she decided to stick her finger into the pronged opening and tried to retrieve them that way. Uh oh, as my nephew would say, "she tuck" That's right, poor mom was stuck again...this time inside the opening of a baby wipes container. The prongs then began to get painful as they pressed into her finger, causing the finger to swell. My mom desperately tried to remove the container to no prevail. Now, Dawn (sister) is screaming, mom's trying to drive and having a hard time doing it, and I sit there at age 5 in awe of what's going on around me!

Luckily, one of my friend's dad's carefully removed the container by cutting it with a pocket knife. Whew, no skin lost this time! Good job mom!

Random Mom Quote # 367

"If I was eatin shit...somebody would want a bite!"